I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

3 years ago by Greg Clarke to c/asklemmy

Please don’t ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat a lot.

It doesn't need to be something I can easily find.

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NetHandle 17 points 3 years ago

So uhh, step one: get cholera (it lives on shellfish, and plankton do with this what you will, lick some shells or something)
Step two: ingest cholera
Step three: try not to die

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3rdBlueWizard 2 points 3 years ago

😁You know things are going great when a legit answer recommends getting cholera.

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