Doctor's warning tells women not to put ice lollies in vagina during heatwave

4 months ago by ikt to c/ukcasual

Amid an “exceptional” May heat spell with temperatures into the low-to-mid 30s, a sexual wellness expert has warned people not to use ice lollies or other frozen foods on their genitals

BeMoreCareful 15 points 4 months ago

Butts are still cool though, right?

Sucks to be a lady this summer.

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T00l_shed 2 points 4 months ago

Stop sticking popsicles in your ass!

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CaliforniaSober -4 points 4 months ago

But I use it to shit! Anal is so cool…

Why can’t I use the same thing I use to shit on everything, you know… on everything else? It’s a sex thing and I’m pushing it on everyone so why not?

Why is my asshole off limits? Why can’t we talk about my asshole? Why can’t my shit be on everything? Why can’t I instead shit on everything?

If anal is cool why can’t everything be cool with my anus and all it contains?

What can’t I shit on everything?

Why isn’t everything okay with my feces???

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T00l_shed 4 points 4 months ago

I was trying to go for the Archer bit lol

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SkaveRat 2 points 4 months ago

Butts are still cool though, right?

You wouldn't need to put ice in there, if they were

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anothermember 10 points 4 months ago

They should really print that on the packaging.

^The linked article has been changed by OP since I posted that and my joke doesn't work as well now, it's not as deadpan with this article. Please try not to change links that make comments out of context.

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Berengaria_of_Navarre 9 points 4 months ago

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_lilith 7 points 4 months ago

but after is ok right?

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etherphon 5 points 4 months ago

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