my current daddy fling born in the 1970s

6 days ago by did_you_find_violets to c/lemmyshitpost

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Ilovethebomb 6 points 6 days ago

I'm almost old enough to be an 18 year old's dad, and it's a strange feeling.

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did_you_find_violets 15 points 6 days ago

it's crazy on the opposite end too cause wdym someone born in 1990 is old enough to be my dad (i'm a Feb 2008 baby). that's so recent and most of my favorite celebrities are from that era and I don't see them as old😭

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gravitas_deficiency 4 points 6 days ago

But hey, if it rustles your jimmies, get some and enjoy it πŸ˜ƒ as long as it involves consenting adults, don’t let others yuck your yum!

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did_you_find_violets 17 points 6 days ago

that’s exactly what I’m doing rn, living my daddy fantasy this summer. plus, I asked my dad to set me up with someone, so the guy I’m seeing is vetted and my dad knows him well, which makes me feel super safe and comfortable. i’ll probably get hate for this on here, but it is what it is.😌

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gravitas_deficiency 6 points 6 days ago

Hey, who fucking cares if some squares want to shame you. Just block them. Enjoy your life and experience pleasure the way you want to. Nobody has the right to gatekeep you on that.

As a side note, as amusing as your posts are, I also think it’s pretty cool how relentlessly sex-positive you seem to be.

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Ilovethebomb 2 points 6 days ago

Somehow, I don't think this crowd will frown on a girl dating someone old enough to be her dad.

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did_you_find_violets 7 points 6 days ago

in March, I made a post on asklemmy about going on a date with a '93 guy (date ended up not happening) and oh boy did i get flamed.😭

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davidagain 2 points 5 days ago

I frown on a 50 year old man dating an 18 year old girl. The girl is too young to realise how fucked up that is, but the 50 year old guy should absolutely know he should be keeping his hands of someone who was literally a child earlier this year.

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