World Potato Day: A Contentplay - PRODUCTION RIGHTS AUCTION

5 days ago by pieguy to c/funhole

That's right: The hit, world-renowned contentplay about love, secrets, villainous plots, potatoes, eggs, and chicken nuggets is now ready for the big content canvas!

Find the script here: https://pieguy.sdf.org/img/potatoday2026/

Do you think you have what it takes to turn this contentplay into a full content production? Leave a bid in the comments!

BIDDING RULES:

Place a bid by attaching to a comment an innocence-preserving drawing of a bean
The more distinct, unique beans in the drawing, the higher the bid
It must be you that draws the drawings, no AI slop or stock photos
You can increase your bid by adding beans to your previous drawing, but not someone else's

BIDDING CLOSES: 2026-06-22 00:00:00 UTC.

Good luck!

j_g00da 6 points 5 days ago

Thank you for creating sony play station move controller content!

(I will actually bid, just later as I have a crazy tummy ache!)

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pieguy 3 points 4 days ago

Feel better soon! That's an order!

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j_g00da 4 points 4 days ago

Thank you for your orders!

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pieguy 1 point 2 days ago

How's your tummy now?

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j_g00da 2 points a day ago

one moment, almost forgot

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pieguy 1 point 2 days ago

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Ceruleum 5 points 4 days ago

Is it okay if beans and potatoes do the sexy sex thing ? Or is that forbidden by the vegetable police?

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pieguy 4 points 4 days ago

I don't think that would be innocence-preserving!

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jdr 5 points 5 days ago

    .-~~~-.
   /       \
  |  O/\  o |
  |   \ \   |
  |    \ \  |
   \   _\/ /
    '-~~~-'

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pieguy 4 points 4 days ago

This counts!

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qrstuv 5 points 5 days ago

Thank you for creating ping-pong content!

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pieguy 5 points 5 days ago

Thank you for engaging with my content! Pong is not a valid domain nor IP address!

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cathfish 4 points 5 days ago

If I get the right, can I force (by means of coercion) pmjv to do the actual content?

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pieguy 4 points 4 days ago

That'll be for the two of you to determine, I can make no guarantees!

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pmjv 4 points 4 days ago

i'm not allowed to make content anymore.

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pieguy 3 points 3 days ago

Who disallowed you, and where do they live so I can have a nice long chat with them?

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cathfish 3 points 3 days ago

You are re-allowed by the power of the authority of the FUCC!

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j_g00da 3 points a day ago

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pieguy 1 point a day ago

A one-bean bid has already been placed! You need two or more beans to up the ante!

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j_g00da 3 points a day ago

look closer

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pieguy 2 points a day ago

Wow! That's six beans!

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pieguy 2 points a day ago

CONGRATULATIONS TO @j_g00da@lemmy.sdf.org on their successful bid of six beans!

I look forward to seeing your adaptation!

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j_g00da 2 points a day ago

Lmfao I didn't realize what I'm biding on, but yeah I will adapt this.

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pieguy 1 point 2 days ago

THE BIDDING PERIOD IS ALMOST OVER!

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pieguy 1 point 3 days ago

I should add... With our home Lemmy instance being wonky, it may pass that your comment won't federate to me properly. Check this thread from SDF Lemmy to see, and if your bid is not there give it a quick edit to force a sync.

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