expand for full thread. Don't feel obliged to read it all. Joke is a bit repetetive.
Anon passes gas for the first time in their life, gets scared
4 days ago by FinjaminPoach to c/greentext
FinjaminPoach 12 points 4 days ago
That sounds like the worst violation that could ever happen to someone. So glad I'm not the hacker known as Anon right now
Mammothmothman 28 points 4 days ago
Scared himself shitless.
FinjaminPoach 8 points 4 days ago
You know what, i agree. I edited it to add a spoiler and "read at your own risk" for everything after the first panel of replies
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
go to feed...
greentext
@sh.itjust.works
8380
1942
4977
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
go to feed...
If these people knew anything about parascience they'd see that CLEARLY anon was possessed by a ghost who died of constipation, and who used anon's body as a conduit to release the ecto-shit weighing them down to this plane. Ecto-shit, being ghostly, is of course invisible to the naked human eye.
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