....Please.....?

3 days ago by Return_of_Chippy to c/memes

Themosthighstrange 29 points 3 days ago

Genie : I wished this guy drank a little water with his Mt dew

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HootinNHollerin 19 points 3 days ago

Lol and now the genie canโ€™t fit back in the lamp on account of the loads

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suxen_tsihcrana 6 points 2 days ago

Now we need a second genie to drain the first one

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SCmSTR 14 points 3 days ago

Genie probably grateful

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Gonzako 6 points 3 days ago

Felatrices are a blessing upon this world

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FrowingFostek 6 points 2 days ago

New favorite word, thank you.

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TwoBeeSan 9 points 3 days ago

Toothy ass genie. Fucker didn't even use his ghost powers to start from the bottom instead of the top.

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Kolanaki 7 points 2 days ago

I'd have to waste 1 wish to give the genie the bottom half of his body, becsuse I can't ride a mist coming out of a lamp.

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OhVenus_Baby 6 points 2 days ago

I laughed so hard at this I came to tears for 5 minutes straight. Then spam sent it to my people.

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Gonzako 2 points 3 days ago

Yeah, we're all a little pent up. Current socioeconomic trends have drastically reduced "blowjob velocity" so it's way harder to find a suitable partner

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diabetic_porcupine 1 point 2 days ago

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