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4 months ago by kewwwi to c/lemmyshitpost

0ops 18 points 4 months ago

Thanks for the cock pic, just what I needed

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robocall 5 points 4 months ago

The only cock pic I've been grateful for

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rockerface 3 points 4 months ago

It's a nice cock, too. Perfect size and shape.

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panda_abyss 10 points 4 months ago

What if I don’t want it to be lifted?

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adarza 8 points 4 months ago

well, that's ok. a chicken on the beach is probably the beginning of another one anyway.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 point 4 months ago

nah, a cock on the beach generally heralds the start of another good day.

just got done with a week of beach camping and those dawns are the best

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diabetic_porcupine 3 points 4 months ago

Eh too sandy

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not 7 points 4 months ago

Here, I'll save you.

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Lucidlethargy 4 points 4 months ago

Too bad. This post demands it.

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SpacePanda 5 points 4 months ago

Somehow the chicken makes it more believable

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robocall 4 points 4 months ago

Oh shit, finally. Thanks for lifting that curse off me!

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Ceruleum 3 points 4 months ago

The chicken god smiles upon you!

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this 3 points 4 months ago

Me: looks outside Capitalism: still exists Me: "dam, it didn't work"

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iocase 3 points 4 months ago

Thx Mr. Chiken

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YiddishMcSquidish 2 points 4 months ago

Thanks hen homie.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 4 months ago

dammit i cocked it up and now have two curses.

they're named lady meows and goober

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Sir_Premiumhengst 2 points 4 months ago

Praise be

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Formfiller 2 points 4 months ago

So he’s dead?

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slaacaa 2 points 4 months ago

Thank you, it worked!

A second after reading the post, captain announced in the loudspeaker that we are ready for takeoff (plane was already delayed by 2 hours)

Edit: I was wrong, there is a problem again. I’m requesting my upvode and “thank you” back

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LiquidSmoke 2 points 4 months ago

the game.

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dektep 1 point 4 months ago

phew

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DisasterTransport 1 point 4 months ago
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Obnomus 1 point 4 months ago

Thanks I hope you have a nice day too.

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