I'm picturing ever single Lemmy user wearing these, boots and all

a day ago by pelespirit to c/whitepeopletwitter

That's a terrible deal even in 2026 dollars, but $19.95 in the 80s is over $70 now. If you or someone you know are struggling to look like an ass for less than $70, please DM me. I can achieve similar results at half the cost.

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SaveTheTuaHawk 5 points 17 hours ago

Men wore those shorts in the 80s. Even straight men.

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a_non_monotonic_function 3 points 5 hours ago

Lol, like you could get the cut just right for those high kicks.

You need a master ninja to come up with that shit.

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Remember_the_tooth 1 point 4 hours ago

Honestly, that's the exact kind of marketing that I'd expect to work well with the brand.

The commercial could be about the ceremonial process of making the shorts in feudal Japanese tradition, especially including a part where one person throws regular jeans at a blindfolded person with a sword who cuts them midair into the perfect jorts.

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DudeImMacGyver 18 points 19 hours ago

Another deeply closeted biggot: Norris sucks.

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SaveTheTuaHawk 9 points 17 hours ago

Not any more. He ded.

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DudeImMacGyver 3 points 8 hours ago

Good for him!

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grainOfSalt 9 points 18 hours ago

Reminds me of Lt. Dangle on Reno 911 cutting his uniform pants into shorts so he could "move like a cheetah"

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pelespirit 4 points 15 hours ago

I saw an interview with the actor for him, and he said it was hard getting used to his penis sticking out the end of his shorts, but he managed.

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grainOfSalt 5 points 14 hours ago

Really putting the dangle in Lt. Dangle I guess.

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pelespirit 2 points 10 hours ago

Which came first, the shorts or the name?

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Lumidaub 8 points a day ago

Every time, I'm endlessly amused by the implications of putting "adult size" on there. "This is not just for kids, despite what you might think because of the person promoting them." So weird.

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Maiq 8 points a day ago

You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs here on lemny. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

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Bipauler 7 points a day ago

I'm pretty sure I've noticed thigh highs are more lemmy style :p

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sloppy_diffuser 4 points 16 hours ago

Yes I have several micro shorts/skirts. Just have to shop the female aisle.

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Almacca 5 points a day ago

Check out them gams!

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murvel 4 points a day ago

lemmy user

Adult Size

Yeah, if they got Adult Size +++....

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Rcklsabndn 3 points 15 hours ago

Hey now, some of us are sickly and emaciated!

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hexabs 3 points 21 hours ago

There are dozens of us.. dozens!

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