Dicks out for victory

12 hours ago by PugJesus to c/historymemes

PugJesus 23 points 12 hours ago

Explanation: While not a universal practice of Celtic peoples, there are occasional incidents wherein Celtic tribes were noted to go into battle naked or near-naked to prove their bravery.

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MrSelfDestruct25 14 points 11 hours ago

A naked guy running at you with a sword is pretty intimidating.

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The_Picard_Maneuver 19 points 11 hours ago

Celts:

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PugJesus 23 points 10 hours ago

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The_Picard_Maneuver 17 points 10 hours ago

That's a convenient shield placement.

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Tar_alcaran 14 points 11 hours ago

How to beat the celts:

Fight them in a fight of hip high stinging nettles, holly or hogweed

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Vinylraupe 14 points 11 hours ago

Blue paint was only used by Briton Celts.

Central European Celts who invented chainmail and had the best swords: "Am i a joke to you?"

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lonefighter 12 points 10 hours ago

had the best swords

The adolescent in me can't stop giggling

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PugJesus 10 points 10 hours ago

tbf, the swords could be extremely variable. I remember one incident wherein a Celtic tribe's swords bent after some hard fighting and they had to have their comrades cover them while they tried to straighten them back out to a semi-fight-worthy condition.

Also, while blue paint was Briton, according to Caesar, tattooing and war paint more generally are attested to in literary sources (though not uncontroversially) amongst other Celtic peoples.

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maltasoron 3 points 9 hours ago

I've had modern steel spearhead bend during a re-enactment fight because I hit a plate really hard. I just bent it back in shape and continued. So I guess it doesn't necessarily mean they had bad swords.

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Vinylraupe 3 points 9 hours ago

The blue paint was crafted from a plant that only grows/grew? in Britain.

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Maultasche 1 point 6 hours ago

And helmets, so good, the Romans copied them

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