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US Official Pitches Greenland Annexation as a Way to Save Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp

8 hours ago by Krauerking to c/nottheonion

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Whatever to keep an ending culture alive amiright? Even if it means annexing a country to get cheap shrimp because anything changing would be to much effort.

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homesweethomeMrL 7 points 4 hours ago

I thought maybe we could just have one day where every single member of this administration was not a horrendous embarrassment to everything.

Today is not that day.

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Krauerking 1 point 3 hours ago

The like tweet quoted in the article sounds so dry it must have killed the person writing it.

One reason the US is considering acquiring Greenland is to secure access to seafood that could potentially bring back unlimited shrimp at Red Lobster. - US official to the New Yorker

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