webghost0101 23 points 5 hours ago

In the fourth panel the smart genie just says.

“As you wish” and promptly teleports away with his lamp.

Regardless of how you interpret it, 3 wishes are spend and nothing more needs to change or happen

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MoonMelon 9 points 4 hours ago

Genie cuts your head off for trifling with them because they are powerful demons and not computers.

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sqw 7 points 5 hours ago

One of my favorite examples of a similar kind of self-referential language loop is the following:

This sentence has threee erors.

(Hofstadter)

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dharmacurious 1 point 25 minutes ago

Oh that's so fucking clever. I kept looking for the third error and after a good 15 seconds it hit me. That's delightful.

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turdas 6 points 5 hours ago

This isn't really a paradox.

On panel 3, the genie ignores the first wish, which means the wish in panel 1 never happens. Guy gets 1 wish back, but because he wished for his 3rd wish to not be fulfilled, that wish will do nothing. Genie peaces out because his job here is done.

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sqw 3 points 4 hours ago

you dont get wishes back from these djinn. thems the rules

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turdas 3 points 4 hours ago

I'm sure they'll make an exception when it works against the person making the wishes.

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Zorque 3 points 2 hours ago

Ha ha, I have screwed you over and myself in the process making me the victor 😎

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trainsrkool 1 point 5 hours ago

Reality BSODs

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MrKoyun 1 point 2 hours ago

are they dumb? why they wasting their wishes like that

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