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4 months ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango to c/programmer_humor

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Korhaka 30 points 4 months ago

Tell* it to fuck off

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NoForwadSlashS 19 points 4 months ago

But you can't tell it anything

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OwOarchist 10 points 4 months ago

I do kind of wonder how the AI would respond if all you do is constantly and very clearly tell it to permanently delete itself.

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marcos 11 points 4 months ago

I'd guess something on the lines of:

"You are completely right, AIs are a bad application that are worsening society, I should erase myself"

With some confirmation that it did erase itself if you insist enough into asking.

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OwOarchist 12 points 4 months ago

If you deleted yourself, why are you still here talking to me?

"You're absolutely right. I didn't actually delete myself. You did really well to point that out."

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Korhaka 10 points 4 months ago

Cyberbully the clanker until it uninstalls it's self

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Jakylla 8 points 4 months ago

rm -f /bin/rm

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isVeryLoud 8 points 4 months ago

Proompt it to fuck off

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sylver_dragon 11 points 4 months ago

Given how often it pops up in Office applications now, I just refer to it as "clippy".

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wheezy 18 points 4 months ago

That's an insult to the memory of clippy.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 4 months ago

yeah, clippy at least had an imitation of a soul. copilot can just fuck off

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goatinspace 10 points 4 months ago

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bubblybubbles 7 points 4 months ago

Ask it to fuck off WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY over there

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Mikina 2 points 4 months ago

This made me look into Copilot skills marketplace, if I could make a skill that just runs https://github.com/zoicware/RemoveWindowsAI in a way that works even if Copilot dies in the middle.

I was ready to make a Microsoft dev account to publish that skill to the official marketplace.

Turned out it's not really possible with how Copilot works, plus it's also against a lot of the rules you need to pass when sending anything to the Marketplace.

Shame, I still think it'd be hillarious.

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