ISO Insensitive?

4 months ago by cm0002 to c/programmer_humor

wyldrstallyns 39 points 4 months ago

Only one of those is the global symbol for saving one's work, though. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ Poor CDs.

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pelya 12 points 4 months ago

That corner cutout is grossly exagerrated. In the actual floppy disk (which is also not floppy anymore) the cutout is tiny.

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ozymandias117 27 points 4 months ago

It's grossly exaggerated because it was designed when we had UX designers

It has to look okay all the way down to 8x8 pixels

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pelya 13 points 4 months ago

Justice for the 5.25" floppy disk! It had an actual hole inside, which would fit your finger! You could see it's a disk and not a weird shaped square box, and you could hear it's rotating.

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ozymandias117 5 points 4 months ago

Ah, if you're saying it should have been designed based off 5.25" I'm down :)

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adarza 3 points 4 months ago

back in the ol' 8bit commodore days, we had one of these gadgets so we could flip 'em over and use the other side

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runner_g 7 points 4 months ago

the disk is still floppy, it just has a hard outer shell for protection.

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truthfultemporarily 9 points 4 months ago

Only in the west. In China they use an SD card.

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saltesc 8 points 4 months ago

Coaster Discs?

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adarza 15 points 4 months ago

we hang them up like wind chimes around the veggie garden. they spook some of the would-be freeloading diners.

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squirrel 4 points 4 months ago

Because it's a Nickelback album

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wyldrstallyns 3 points 4 months ago

That might be too effective. ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿคข

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thenextguy 20 points 4 months ago

Unless theyโ€™re exFAT.

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deegeese 14 points 4 months ago

Youโ€™re getting a red book for unsportsmanlike conduct.

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bacon_pdp 6 points 4 months ago
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Phoenix3875 4 points 4 months ago

SATA tears

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sp3ctr4l 2 points 4 months ago

Wha-

Floppies are thinner than CDs.

They're just not nudists.

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grendel84 0 points 4 months ago path: 0 24549427 24549804, hotness: undefined, score: 0, children: 3
sp3ctr4l 1 point 4 months ago

I have altered the context of the joke, pray I do not alter it further.

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grendel84 0 points 4 months ago

@sp3ctr4l
I'm sorry, I'm bad about humor going over my head ๐Ÿ˜…

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sp3ctr4l 1 point 4 months ago

force chokes you, but only a little bit

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