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Asweet 44 points 4 months ago

This feels like an anti-shit post not sure if it belongs here…

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ThePantser 36 points 4 months ago

Never being able to fart when the need arises has gotta be torture.

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lime 7 points 4 months ago

oh there's medication that does that too so you don't even have to shove things up your asshole to get that experience.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 4 months ago

Simethicone still makes you fart, it breaks up the air or makes it reabsorb or something idk. Either that or I produce so much farts I should be taking 5 or 6 instead of 1

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lime 3 points 4 months ago

there's something i don't remember the name of that sticks to fat molecules and makes them harder for the body to reabsorb, meaning that either you learn to always pack four pairs of underwear a day or you train your asshole to shut tighter than the hatch of a submarine.

that training sticks. only one that does.

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einfach_orangensaft 22 points 4 months ago

Thats a nice fantasy but sadly that just not viable long term

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did_you_find_violets 37 points 4 months ago

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dawcas 4 points 4 months ago

A nice person deserves to have nice nights some times a week, goddammit!