Half-Baked Product

4 months ago by cm0002 to c/programmer_humor

A fable about ovens, founders, and the second-highest priority that never gets done.
qevlarr 23 points 4 months ago

Stay small and build knowledge. Spend very little and do projects until you have a great team and you know a lot and no funding problems before you try to catch the big fish.

Fuck VC culture. It kills your business

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__init__ 13 points 4 months ago

This hit way too close to home lol

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xav 10 points 4 months ago

This hurts.

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MrLLM 10 points 4 months ago

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Xuntari 7 points 3 months ago

Holy! This is the last 10 years of my life.

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diabetic_porcupine 3 points 3 months ago

Literally every startup ever

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diabetic_porcupine 4 points 3 months ago

I was waiting for the new guy to completely destroy Luigi’s code that nobody wanted to touch and take down the company once and for all

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ranzispa 1 point 3 months ago

If you're going to do that, take 30% at least. And make yourself CEO.

You know you're going to work a lot, at least reserve yourself the choice on how to work and have a say in how the business is administered.

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dawa 1 point 3 months ago

Hits way close to home

But as the "founding engineer" from this story, I made a lot of product level calls to avoid the layering of "urgent easy features" that would cost x100 in support down the road.

I also heavily protected my team against crunch and was the only one affected on the rare occasions it was required.

Learning how to say no constructively is a core engineering skill in startups.

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BrainThinkerMan 1 point a month ago

hey dawa, id love to be another founding engineer, is it open source?

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MonkderVierte 1 point 4 months ago
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