usb

3 months ago by freudian_slop to c/foundsatan

cross-posted from: https://quokk.au/c/lemmyshitpost/p/1022643/usb

Gork 21 points 3 months ago

Gotta turn it 3 times, regardless of starting orientation, as is tradition.

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NochMehrG 21 points 3 months ago

The USB paradox!

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lemming 8 points 3 months ago

It's a Schrödinger port, you first have to collapse the superpisition by observation. It cannot be inserted until you look at it.

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starik 2 points 3 months ago

Or they have a spin of 3/2.

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saltnotsugar 5 points 3 months ago

1: Oh dang let me flip it around.
2: What the hell!? WHY!!!
3: Oh that’s just great. Thanks a lot you cheeky USB connection.

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kindnesskills 13 points 3 months ago

Thats perfect for people with weak or injured wrists. Just attempt port 1-2-1 instead of turning USB side up-down-up!

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BeMoreCareful 4 points 3 months ago

That's the power of positive thinking!

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ColeSloth 2 points 3 months ago

Works great until you want to leave a peripheral plugged in and still use one of the other ports.

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NaibofTabr 6 points 3 months ago

Wow that's awful. /c/AssholeDesign would appreciate this.

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Natanael 6 points 3 months ago

BadUIbattles would feel embarrassed for the lack of creativity after seeing this

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freudian_slop 1 point 3 months ago

Feel free to crosspost there

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thatKamGuy 4 points 3 months ago

I know we all love to make fun of this, but ever since someone pointed out to me that the plastic bar of the USB port is adjacent to the PCB/circuitboard - I’ve been able to plug the suckers in pretty much first try.

But THIS monstrosity on the other hand, is beyond explanation.

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red_bull_of_juarez 3 points 3 months ago

Fuck off, Satan.

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TootSweet 1 point 3 months ago

A truly evil person would stick an HDMI port in there among them. Or perhaps a power-only USB port.

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Natanael 4 points 3 months ago

No, ethernet. Has to be similar enough shape to allow you to push the connector in

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