I wish that suffering was minimised across every being capable of suffering, and then, keeping suffering at a mimimum, pleasure was maximised across all beings capable of experiencing pleasure

3 months ago by TheLeadenSea to c/monkeyspaw

ivan 12 points 3 months ago

Granted. Civilization and ecosystems immediately collapse as everything is in a constant state of climax. Hundreds of millions of people die in car, airplane and even train crashes. Rest is going to die soon due to cardiac arrests, dehydration and kidney failures.

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TheLeadenSea 7 points 3 months ago

how does that minimise suffering? I can think of a more minimal state

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Susaga 5 points 3 months ago

Their deaths are quick. They did not suffer.

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Zachariah 4 points 3 months ago

you didn’t specify how long the suffering was minimized

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Krusty 5 points 3 months ago

Granted.. They all die from inhaling nitrous oxide. Haha.

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agamemnonymous 5 points 3 months ago

Granted, every sentient being immediately dies so they can no longer suffer

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YiddishMcSquidish 2 points 3 months ago

But they all cum first like in "never stop blowing up"

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Dagamant 4 points 3 months ago

Granted, emotions have been removed due to the likelihood of emotional suffering. All fatal diseases and injuries are now immediately fatal regardless of initial onset duration.

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southsamurai 3 points 3 months ago

Granted.

Everyone, everywhere; from those on death's door from age or illness down to fetuses with enough nervous system to feel anything have a sudden cessation of pain, depression, anxiety, or other forms of suffering.

They then begin non stop orgasms that, despite slowly staving to death and dehydrating, leave them in total bliss until they die.

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HopeOfTheGunblade 3 points 3 months ago

Everything capable of suffering dies.

The few things that fit the latter condition die of starvation, some time later.

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LouNeko 2 points 3 months ago

Boy- and Girl-Cum floods the streets. No regrets.

Edit: This is probably the worst thing I've ever written.

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