Ford patents autonomous vehicle repossession

3 months ago by Scrubbles to c/enshittification

A Ford patent would start disabling car functions if an owner misses payments and could eventually even drive it away to be repossessed.
Gullible 36 points 3 months ago

Remember, some cars have essential systems looped through the 5g antenna. Check whether your car is one of them before clipping it with a pair of wire cutters, costing only $3.

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toiletobserver 14 points 3 months ago

What "essential" system could require a connection?

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CaptDust 26 points 3 months ago

I know someone that removed the comms on their newer lexus, it knocked out the whole screen, radio and HVAC but only after a few weeks later. The touchscreen displayed something like it "could not authenticate to validate subscription" with no way to move past it. Had to take it to a dealership and get the telemetry reconnected and reprogrammed to get functioning again.

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toiletobserver 24 points 3 months ago

That's not essential. That's asshole design.

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SaveTheTuaHawk 1 point 3 months ago

just cover the fin with aluminum foil sealing tape from any hardware store.

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Malyca 18 points 3 months ago

We will own nothing

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technocrit -5 points 3 months ago

I hate this corny phrase. There is no such thing as ownership. It's just the state enforcing the arbitrary claims of the privileged with violence.

This slogan is just promoting the capitalism that's causing the problem.

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LodeMike 5 points 3 months ago

Ownership is a very real thing that's different from property.

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NateNate60 4 points 3 months ago

I hate this corny phrase. There is no such thing as violence. It's just the manipulation of objects that causes the molecules in an area to be disturbed in one particular way.

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psycholocomotor 1 point 6 days ago

I mean I don't like the slogan either because it's mostly used by right libertarians, who are the least serious political alignment.

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Wataba 1 point 3 months ago

Verbal diahorrea.

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TheReturnOfPEB 12 points 3 months ago

People gonna start booting their own vehicles.

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Archangel1313 10 points 3 months ago

Man, Ford really doesn't want to sell any more cars, do they? I say let them have their "patent", and ensure that only Ford can do this kind of shit to their customers.

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scrubbles 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah, Ford was my last two cars and I won't again.

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W3dd1e 2 points 3 months ago

My next car will be a slate truck with no telemetry or something from 1995.

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W3dd1e 2 points 3 months ago path: 0 24655415, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
dimjim 2 points 3 months ago

Can't wait for vehicle jailbreaking to become the new norm!

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fubarx 1 point 3 months ago

Just slap some tape over the sensors along the bumpers, side mirrors, and behind the rearview mirror. Best of luck to them getting it back to the repo-depot in one piece.

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Valmond 1 point 3 months ago

How the fuck can you payent like borrowing a car.

I'll patent borrowing umbrellas.

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LodeMike 2 points 3 months ago

Thr U.S. patent office is terrible. They'll approve any bullshit as long as the forms are in order.

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robomuffin79 -14 points 3 months ago

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DrBob 21 points 3 months ago

Why use Biden for this? He took the train to work for decades and was the poorest president in I don't know how many years.

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slazer2au 3 points 3 months ago

Wasn't he also the one who ordered a railway strike to end instead of letting unions negotiate a better deal for workers?

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DrBob 5 points 3 months ago

Reagan, either Bush, Cheney, Trump are all better examples though.

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robomuffin79 -4 points 3 months ago

And that is why bipartisan politics represent two sides of the same coin

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Wataba 2 points 3 months ago

Be sure to thank the trans community for being sacrificed to appease your ideology.

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robomuffin79 -3 points 3 months ago

😂😂😂😂😂 if that was your take from this meme, then that is why America is truly fucked!

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