should have just complied 😒

a month ago by QuinnyCoded to c/lemmyshitpost

ms_lane 81 points a month ago

Downvoted since this scared me a lot. I just had to spend the last five minutes searching if Neil was OK. (he is)

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snooggums 21 points a month ago

Have you not heard of The Onion?

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ms_lane 29 points a month ago

Yes and we're on lemmyshitpost.

But Neil is a legend and there has been some background noise about him potentially being shot if people keep getting too close to him and he attacks someone.

My mind went to him being shot for those reasons and the onion article spoofing it was a gang shootout instead. I'm just glad Neil is safe :)

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Mouselemming 9 points a month ago

Thanks for checking!

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shittydwarf 43 points a month ago

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AlanWake2112 20 points a month ago

Not Neil McBeal the Navy Seal!!!

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superpill 3 points a month ago

Those are my muffins!

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mycodesucks 15 points a month ago

If the police DID open fire on Neil the only thing that's going to end in is SEVERELY injured police officers and flipped patrol cars.

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Highlow 6 points a month ago

Wrong just like how harambe being killed got us Trump. Neil the seal would usher in president Steven Segal.

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Siegfried 2 points a month ago

I doubt it. Steven Segal is busy trainin soldiers in russia

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Lucidlethargy 5 points a month ago

Hey, you guys need to stop reading the lamestream media.

THEY'RE LYING TO YOU.

This elephant seal had a gun, and he pointed it at the officers that acted in pure self defense.

Also, Alex Jones popped like a balloon and NOBODY is talking about it.

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anon_8675309 1 point a month ago

I heard he tried to run them over

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CyberTheProtogen 5 points a month ago

For a second I thought this was real

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