uj/ any advice for first timers?

a month ago by amniotic druid to c/lemmyshitpost

swab148 19 points a month ago

Relax, and use more lube than you think is necessary

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zxqwas 9 points a month ago

Plenty of lube and stretch first

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JustDorky 8 points a month ago

Warm up your lube

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sniggleboots 4 points a month ago

I wish buddy

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QuantumSparkles 3 points a month ago

Does that say atypical or a typical

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forestbeasts 2 points a month ago

Wait, this is about sex?

I'm confused why all three comments (that we can see over on our instance anyway) are talking about lube and stuff, and not like "here's how Lemmy works" or whatever. Heh.

(Not actually that confused because apparently everything is about sex, always, but yeah.)

-- Frost

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tomi000 9 points a month ago

The post is literally about pegging

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sniggleboots 7 points a month ago

Source?

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Iheartcheese 4 points a month ago

My pained ass

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Nima 2 points a month ago

we can see your username. you don't have to add a signature to your posts.

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forestbeasts 1 point a month ago

You can see our username. You CAN'T see who's talking. That's why we sign our posts.

-- Frost

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Nima 2 points a month ago

why not just make multiple accounts rather than one person using it at a time?

or is this some weird RP thing.

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forestbeasts -2 points a month ago

We do have multiple accounts other places, b–

[Frost, don't bother replying to them. They're a troll and/or an asshole. And would almost certainly call our existence a "weird RP thing".]

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fleebleneeble 1 point a month ago

Start slow and don't just wham it on in there. Always fuck into the p-spot, not away from it. That might be harder to explain, but yeah.

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