Satire ist so tot…. Sowas kann man sich einfach nicht ausdenken.

Wie weit darf Satire... Oh, warte!

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protectes but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect. There is nothing more or else to it, and there never has been, in any place or time. For millenia, conservatism had no name, because no other model of polity had ever been proposed. “The king can do no wrong.” In practice, this immunity was always extended to the king’s friends, however fungible a group they might have been. Today, we still have the king’s friends even where there is no king (dictator, etc.). Another way to look at this is that the king is a faction, rather than an individual. As the core proposition of conservatism is indefensible if stated baldly, it has always been surrounded by an elaborate backwash of pseudophilosophy, amounting over time to millions of pages. All such is axiomatically dishonest and undeserving of serious scrutiny. Today, the accelerating de-education of humanity has reached a point where the market for pseudophilosophy is vanishing; it is, as The Kids Say These Days, tl;dr . All that is left is the core proposition itself — backed up, no longer by misdirection and sophistry, but by violence. So this tells us what anti-conservatism must be: the proposition that the law cannot protect anyone unless it binds everyone, and cannot bind anyone unless it protects everyone.

Der Mann ist einfach unverschämt. Oder peinlich? Na warte: er ist beides.

Wenn der letzte Geschmierte nur noch so durchflutscht, die letzte Doppelmoral mit Reisepass und das letzte klare Stadtbild durchgebräunt ist, werdet ihr schon sehen wieviel Inhalt in Politikern steckt. Frei nacherzählt nach weisen Menschen