What did Linus Torvalds say after he completed work on the first Linux kernel?
I'm Finnishd!
Norway, you might say, that's not a very good joke! Well, let me Sweden the deal with some more puns:
Why did the programmer fail their Python test? Their skills were Rusty.
What is John Programmer's favourite superhero-themed golf club? The Flash Drive!
What grade did the senior dev get in Computer Science? C, because their memory was unsafe.
What is a Linux user's favourite way to design a project? Pseudocode
why?
sudo code.
Why are male sheep so forgetful? Their memory is volatile
why?
Male sheep are often called rams, which can be confused for the word RAM, or random access memory. RAM is volatile, meaning information stored is lost after shutdown.
Why did the programmer go to the dentist? They had Bluetooth issues!
I am moving to Piefed at scallisto@retrofed.com (https://retrofed.com/u/scallisto)
These are so bad they cause integer underflow, making them good again.
You will make a great father.
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