I’m not sure they thought this out.

a month ago by liquorice to c/funny

ZERONOVABLOSSOM 79 points a month ago

SOUP DAY

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bizarroland 19 points a month ago

Personally, I love it when soup day comes with a side of terminal prion diseases.

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ShellMonkey 48 points a month ago

See, soup avoids those problems

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Thorry 17 points a month ago

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!

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blazeknave 8 points a month ago

*gaaaaaaaaaaalll ftfy

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troybot 9 points a month ago

Check, please!

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blazeknave 2 points a month ago

:jazz hand waves of hat in hand as it's tipped toward you while making eye contact:

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homes 29 points a month ago

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TrickDacy 4 points a month ago

No.

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raspberry_confetti 4 points a month ago

Aaaaaaand swipe

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TheFermentalist 24 points a month ago

And the first thing you see if you go to their website is a banner saying “FEDERAL LAWSUIT UPDATE”

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Spot 5 points a month ago

I wouldn't have gone to the site if you wouldn't have noted that!

That was actually a bit more interesting than I expected. The funeral homes sued her for practicing without a license as funeral director/embalmer. Which, isn't what they do. But they do probably take money away from funeral homes by discussing different ways to go.
I myself, really want to be put in a body farm!!

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TheFermentalist 3 points a month ago

Mushroom coffin for me

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VicksVaporBBQrub 3 points a month ago

I would guess the business is a front for something else entirely. Customers complaining the "dula" would not push them into the volcano, or never intended on purchasing a nuke and a saddle, or whatever. Pretty hard to get refunds after, I guess.

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VM_Abrantes 9 points a month ago

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the_crotch 9 points a month ago

Soup is good food. You made a good meal. Now how does it feel to be shit out our ass and thrown in the cold like a piece of trash?

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Codpiece 6 points a month ago path: 0 24864736, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 0
Chakravanti 5 points a month ago

The Boys get it.

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not_woody_shaw 4 points a month ago

Done dirt cheap!

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Nomad 4 points a month ago

From the soup plate i thought this is liquification service after death. But its just some death guru type of stuff. Traditional Indian burial education something something...

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cantstopthesignal 4 points a month ago

Ya soup is cool, but what about beans. And farting.

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blargh513 1 point a month ago

I love farting, I'm super good at it!

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nitroemdash 4 points a month ago

Numberplate looks AI, artefacts under model name left.

Numberplate actually exists, although with no space, so it's likely AI manipulation on a real image.

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Godric 2 points a month ago

SOUP DAYYYYYYYYYY!!!

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Malyca 2 points a month ago

A dead Kennedy once told me soup is good food

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