If another sketch proof of life pic and no video drops, does the bear shit in the woods?

23 days ago by pelespirit to c/politicalmemes

BigDanishGuy 10 points 23 days ago

Old Turtleface had a stroke. Look at his unbalanced face. Last pic his left side was sagging, this time it got over compensated. As last time his wife has to inconspicuously prop him up by his left arm.

Conclusion: Mitch McConnell has had a stroke.

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reptar 2 points 23 days ago

Couldn't they just flip the image? I don't want to study his face to rule that out though. Someone else want to?

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ilovededyoupiggy 3 points 22 days ago

In this new image his wife's watch and wedding ring are visible. Flipping the image would put those on her right hand, which would be obvious.

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wyldrstallyns 1 point 21 days ago

Lasso-select ain't too complicated, TBF.

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reptar 1 point 22 days ago

You're a saint!

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BigDanishGuy 2 points 21 days ago

I think it may just be the face, if anything is flipped. The buttons are mounted on the right hand side of the shirt, coming through the left hand side. That's traditional for a men's button up shirt. The breast pocket is on the left. I've never seen a solo right breast pocket. It's either left or both.

I'm not saying that the face isn't flipped, I mean think of all the marvelous ways we're using AI nowadays. But I think it more plausible, that old turtle face got propped up too much.

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Sunshine 7 points 23 days ago

Republicans are desperate to keep their slim majority in congress

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MrSelfDestruct 7 points 23 days ago

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pelespirit 3 points 23 days ago

He's already brain dead or ded ded.

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FreshParsnip 2 points 21 days ago

He's passed on! This senator is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If they hadn't nailed him to the hospital bed he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!! HE IS AN EX-SENATOR!!

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FreshParsnip 6 points 21 days ago

He's passed on! This senator is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If they hadn't nailed him to the hospital bed he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!! HE IS AN EX-SENATOR!!

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TropicalDingdong 6 points 23 days ago

I can't tell you anything about the bears, but I took a shit in the woods.

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wyldrstallyns 2 points 21 days ago

Well, you are supposed to "leave it better than you found it", so good on ya for taking it with you.

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Steve 5 points 23 days ago

Artificial muppet

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oyfrog 5 points 23 days ago

I, for one, congratulate the senator from Kentucky on ascending from "Mitch McConnell Turtle Jowel" to "Mitch McConnell Meat Muppet". Truly, we've come leaps and bounds from the days of yore and consumption, to the tomorrow of "human centipede" model of economics and explosive diarrhea.

What time to be alive.

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