Ate a chicken salad with a light vinagrette today and now my tummy hurts. they got me didn't they? they fucking got me

2 months ago by vapor_body to c/venting

My one goal today was eat a normal amount of food, but maybe I'd feel even more sick if I managed it. I do not have stomach problems. I can eat a lot of food when my metabolism isn't wrecked. They're trying to kill me. THEY ARE KILLING ME RIGHT NOW AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT ARE YOU. Well I don't NEED your help I will SURVIVE and become humongous

Zachariah 4 points 2 months ago

𝗠𝗲: I'm going to eat healthy.

𝗟𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘂𝗰𝗲: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea.

𝗢𝗿𝗲𝗼𝘀-𝗶𝗻-𝘁𝗵𝗲-𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗿𝘆: I would never do that to you.

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vapor_body 1 point 2 months ago

Martin Berkhan will hunt me down and kill me if I keep oreos in the pantry instead of candy in the car

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lurch 2 points 2 months ago

maybe grow your own lettuce on the window sill or even inside using grow lamps.

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vapor_body 2 points 2 months ago

That's fair I put more effort into growing shrooms than food I must be dumb

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