Woke score

2 months ago by VetOfTheSeas to c/comedyheaven

fyzzlefry 19 points 2 months ago

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Blue_Morpho 15 points 2 months ago

Peter's girlfriend is black. It's funny how conservatives are only against "woke" when it's a minority that won't punch them in the face.

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OwOarchist 10 points 2 months ago

I wonder how they calculate this 'woke score'...

Add 10% for every black or hispanic character, with 10x multiplier if they're the main character. Add 5% for every asian or other minority character, with 10x multiplier if they're the main character. Add 2% for every female character who doesn't show her tits, 10x multiplier if she speaks to another woman about something other than a man, additional 10x multiplier if she's the main character. Add 100% for any LGBT+ character whatsoever. Add 15% if two women kiss. Add 100% if two men kiss. Subtract 5% for every mention of "God" or "Jesus" that's not used as a swear word. Subtract 20% if the main hero is a cop or in the US military. Finally, if necessary, round up to 0% or down to 100%. Any score above 80% means you should boycott it by buying 5 copies and then performatively burning them for a Facebook post.

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