Bacteria multiply by dividing

3 days ago by early_riser to c/showerthoughts

atro_city 43 points 3 days ago

1 divided by 1/2 = 2

the math checks out

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kbal 12 points 3 days ago

Oligarchs divide by multiplying

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JohnnyCanuck 3 points 3 days ago

They add by subtracting.

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MufinMcFlufin 2 points 2 days ago

Computers subtract by adding.

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SippyCup 2 points a day ago

Machinists add by subtracting

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MufinMcFlufin 1 point 16 hours ago

Graphics designers also add by subtracting (minimalism)

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Tehhund 10 points 3 days ago path: 0 25339831, hotness: undefined, score: 10, children: 0
whyrat 6 points 3 days ago

Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division. (attributed to Feynman)

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BuckFutter 4 points 3 days ago

Ha! That is all I have to say.

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DeathsEmbrace 3 points 3 days ago

I guess you could say they have the fission.

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benderbeerman 3 points 3 days ago

Multiply, Divide, eh...  ¯_(ツ)_/¯ is all product just the same

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betterdeadthanreddit 1 point 3 days ago

They're like sticks in this way.

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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