So we smashin' or nah?

a day ago by VetOfTheSeas to c/microblogmemes

tanisnikana 47 points a day ago

Nah, screw that, as I get older, there’s people who weren’t even around for 9/11.

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aeronmelon 22 points a day ago

I’m already friends with people who don’t remember a world without smartphones.

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Sturgist 5 points a day ago

A coworker asked if I could help her cousin and their partner with something as they were moving in just a few blocks from my house. Afterwards we went out for dinner. I was showing them my new fancy foldy phone and the cousin was like "yeah, I really like Android phones over iPhones, I've always had iPhones because that's what my dad always had " and then I realised the three of them had all grown up in the age of smartphones. I had to break it to them that I was fully an adult when the first iPhone came out, and that while it was cool I never saw the need to have a phone that was also an MP3/video player. I had a minidisc player and books.

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volore 4 points 20 hours ago

Being fair, all they're missing in comparison of the era between "post 9/11 and pre smartphone" (from my experience) was a lot of snotty teachers saying YOU WON'T ALWAYS HAVE A CALCULATOR WITH YOOOOUUUU

Eat shit Mrs. Miller, I do and have for the last decade and a half. It doesn't make me much happier but at least I don't need to remember how to do long division on paper anymore, and that does make me happy.

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Equinox1289 4 points a day ago

Most of Gen Z.

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ltxrtquq 7 points a day ago

Literally people 25 and younger. Time's arrow marches forward.

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eurodyne 20 points a day ago

As a gen-xer, I just don’t get a lot of millennial humor.

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wedge 15 points a day ago

This is just autistic munchausen’s. Everyone wants to be special without the effort and we’ve romanticized mental illness.

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eestileib 4 points a day ago

There are also other conditions whose symptoms score really high on autism screeners. Certain types of PTSD, for example.

Kind of like how some people who give up wheat and feel better think they're gluten intolerant, but it was actually the FODMAPs.

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Derpenheim 1 point a day ago

I dont think i have ever seen such profound insight put so succinctly.

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eurodyne 1 point a day ago

Lmao

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nightofmichelinstars 12 points a day ago
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eurodyne 36 points a day ago

Weird— I can’t see your comment

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PineRune 6 points a day ago

Maybe that's the joke.

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lostme 7 points 21 hours ago

They must be from the silent generation

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DarkCloud 4 points a day ago

How do you know anyone's ages in this post?

Also, isn't the joke here that the young person (millennials aren't young people), finds the older person idiotic?

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eurodyne -1 points a day ago
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TheReturnOfPEB 7 points a day ago

And Time that gave doth now his gift confound.

We all feel like we understand the passage of time until we hit middle age.

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sigmaklimgrindset 4 points a day ago

Yeah, this would probably be something Ema Skye reblogged on her Tumblr (dedicated to Gavinners hate posts).

(Please, there has to be SOME Ace Attorney fans on Lemmy, right? 🥲)

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DakRalter 3 points 21 hours ago

*puts hand up*

But only the OT.

But enough of a fan that I spent 11 years studying Japanese to translate the Dreamaga fanbook. And nowadays, you could just put it through google translate 😭😭😭

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sigmaklimgrindset 1 point 2 hours ago

Yoooo deadass, you would love the Great Ace Attorney duology. You're the exact kind of Western AA nerd Capcom was targeting with that one lol. Highly recommend that if you ever want to get back into the series.

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