Asking important questions

16 hours ago by ddssazsa to c/catposting

Multiplexer 31 points 16 hours ago

Neither.
They would be aerodynamically loaf-ing on a single ski board.

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Prove_your_argument 2 points 7 hours ago

So it would be like a kitty snow board.

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Multiplexer 1 point 27 minutes ago

A supersonic kitty snow board...

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skunk 15 points 16 hours ago

The first because it gives more up-lift. Source: am skunk skijumper

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magnetosphere 7 points 16 hours ago

#1 is the rational choice, but cats are insane, so who knows?

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ThunderComplex 6 points 15 hours ago

I have a more important question: Would cats have ski jumping in the first place? Humans have snowboarding and skiing out of necessity, because we have 2 legs, we can use them to ride forwards or sideways.
But having 4 legs changes things. From the evidence that we have, 4 legged animals use boards by standing/sitting on them forwards. So I think cats and dogs would definitely invent skate- and snowboarding, but they don't have any necessity to invent skiing. And they might not even see the difference between boards and skis as big enough to warrant a clear distinction. Think about it, the legspan of cats with legs spread akimbo is really short, almost to the point where they can't fail at skiing.

So in my opinion, cats would do ski jumping using snowboards, a far more logical option for them.

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Swedneck 3 points 14 hours ago

also basically everything but the actual jump relies on human anatomy, you use the staves to push yourself forward and depending on the style of skiing you also use the skis the same way you would iceskates or rollerblades.

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abbiistabbii 4 points 9 hours ago

I will ask my cat

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MsPenguinette 4 points 15 hours ago

3rd option: One long one per limb ||||

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tehWrapper 4 points 10 hours ago

1 for sure

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Zephyr 4 points 6 hours ago

Second one looks too unstable.

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kryptonianCodeMonkey 2 points 3 hours ago

First one looks like it would be impossible to properly pizza. It's all french fry.

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Zephyr 1 point 3 hours ago

I can put my feet together and spread my arms and vice versa, although with a lot more effort if I'm on all fours and have a situation like that.

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_stranger_ 4 points 3 hours ago

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Nonconfrontational 1 point 6 hours ago

I think the answer is obvious.

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