mastertigurius 24 points 14 hours ago

The dad jokes department is over there, Sir.

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Return_of_Chippy 8 points 13 hours ago

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DarrinBrunner 7 points 13 hours ago

I hate to admit how long this took me.

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hOrni 6 points 13 hours ago

I don't get it? Is it because I'm not a native speaker? Is it because I'm too old?

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iilwl 10 points 13 hours ago

Head, shoulders, "Nissan toes" (knees and toes).

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Waterpumpee 6 points 13 hours ago

Nissan is pronounced here like (N)"is an" [idiot]. So this is hard for us.

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callouscomic 6 points 12 hours ago

but.... those are toe nails, not just toes...

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EntheoNaut 4 points 13 hours ago

And what is this saying (song?) attributed to?

I don’t have kids and still don’t get it..some sorta nursery rhyme?

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Makeshift 7 points 12 hours ago

Very young kid's song. Kids tap or point at the body part when singing.

Head, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes!

Head, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes!

Eyes and ears and nose and mouth!

Head, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes!

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nutbutter 3 points 5 hours ago

Can someone explain?

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Syndication 4 points 5 hours ago

Its a pun on the song "head shoulder knees and toes".

Nissan sounds like "knees and"

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Toes 3 points 11 hours ago

This better not awaken anything in me

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DudeImMacGyver 2 points 10 hours ago

"I was just walking and my toes seized up. Turns out I have a self destructing transmission in my feet. Thanks Nissan!"

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