English ↔ Claudish Translator

2 months ago by cm0002 to c/programmer_humor

A bidirectional English and Claudish translator powered by compiled 0.6B neural programs.
tryagain 27 points 2 months ago

Uh.

English: It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

Claudish: This is a universal truth: a man with good fortune is not a man with wife.

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Ooops 9 points 2 months ago

The epitome of modern AI/LLM: It only needs to do, not actually make sense or be right. 😆

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xthexder 5 points 2 months ago

How to remove all entropy from a sentence...

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Zarobi 21 points 2 months ago

Yep it seems to work

English

Can I has cheeseburger

Claudish

Can I have a cheeseburger? That is the question.

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qarbone 2 points 2 months ago

"Whether 'tis nobler in the mouth to suffer/

an overpriced burger or,/

with your own hands, make one."

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AVincentInSpace 14 points 2 months ago

This is not even vibe coding. This is literally just a Claude prompt that it feeds to Claude along with your input.

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sus 4 points 2 months ago

It's a few hundred megabyte llm, not quite the same thing.

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melfie 8 points 2 months ago

Anthropic is aware, and it may be the fix here; the joke, not the verdict, may not survive that point.

https://github.com/...

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Zarobi 2 points 2 months ago

That issue has amazing comments. Including someone who unironically calls themselves an autistic genius with a straight face and is desperately seeking attention.

Tap for unrecognised genius

What bothered me is that, not a single person here has tried it - commented on it - given it regard. Because they assume “AI was used” means - Non-technical, AI-psychosis - sycophantic - worthless - low-in-value etc.

When my work gets disregarded when I know my stuff is top-notch - I can’t help but feel disrespected and incensed by the reasoning.

Think of it like - you’re a genius. You spend a few hours solving a problem. You drop it into the laps of the people who need that solution badly - and then get told that because you delivered that solution by drone instead of in person - they won’t even engage with it.

How does that make you feel? Especially when you did it all for free? Least I can get is real engagement. Could’ve just kept it to myself like I was planning to and said F everyone else.

The feedback is “not” difficult to accept. What’s difficult is ingratitude. Bruh, go tear apart my repo and call me a fool. But telling me you don’t want to even engage because you don’t like AI-generated text is nonsensical.

The difference between a genius and a crank is often very hard to discern. But usually, you can tell by the difference by which one concedes and scopes their claims and which one doesn’t.

Name calling? Nice. "Grown an ego" - No, I just don't like when people are wrong. Calling myself a genius is something new. I never did it before. Took me a long time to accept it was true. Calling myself that on a github comment section is totally extra. I can admit that. I probably have a chip on my shoulder. I can admit that too.

See? I can admit my faults. I haven't seen you or the other guy apologize or in anyway-shape-or-form acknowledge my arguments or give them any merit at all. So who really has the ego problem here?

Botty boi.

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RickyRigatoni 7 points 2 months ago

This is a hard gate: every comment and post we make through here should be routed first, not left unprocessed. That path would attract the LinkedIn crowd to the fediverse, but it would not benefit anyone.

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Ratio_Tile 4 points 2 months ago

I don't think it understands what Ody is upset about here

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SuspiciousCarrot78 2 points 8 days ago
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Ghost_Mermaid 2 points 2 months ago

Claudish: This is a hard stop: cry havoc, and release the dogs of war.

Indeed it is, Claude.

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