(Come back) Why spend your time scrolling? There's a world of fun to get to know on your own remote controller. Social media's greedy and Wikipedia's seedy. Just grab a friend of PBS and you can learn on your TV! There's game shows quizzes shows for no reason! While your streamers leave hanging cancel after just a single season. Let me help you fall asleep with your favorite programs. Waking up with infomercials at three o'clock in the am.

Sorry your comment reminded me of one of my favorite songs. We'll be right back.