Buy your way to a title

2 months ago by ramble81 to c/linkedinlunatics

I don’t know how “lunatic” this is. But this was an ad I just saw pop up, which is an amazing slap in the face to everyone who has worked for that title.

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AngryishHumanoid 51 points 2 months ago

I got one of those from the Universal Life Church 20 years ago when I became a minister. Mostly just so I could randomly say "Well what would I know, I'm just a DOCTOR."

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A_Union_of_Kobolds 32 points 2 months ago

When I got mine through them and the Church of the SubGenius it was Doktor of Forbidden Sciences iirc

Wish I still had that card

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cannedtuna 13 points 2 months ago

Doctor of Mystical Arts

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greenbit 15 points 2 months ago

Oh they did doctorates as well. Iirc I'm just a pastor

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neidu3 7 points 2 months ago

Similar story here, but not that long ago. Got my doctorate in geopsychology from Abide University not long after becoming an ordained dudeist priest.

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schipelblorp 9 points 2 months ago

TIL There exists The Book of Duderonomy.

https://dudeism.com/duderonomy/

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