Me when I enter any website in 2026

a month ago by pool's kitten 🇧🇷🏴‍☠️🇸🇴 to c/programmer_humor

db2 71 points a month ago

Slop

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SatyrSack 31 points a month ago

Lunch lady from Billy Madison saying "I know how you kids like your memes! Extra sloppy!"

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Feyter 11 points a month ago

I considered deleting this slop, but you guys having way to much fun in the comments :D

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SatyrSack 8 points a month ago

There doesn't seem to be a rule against slop. I say just let the downvotes take care of it. Or consider adding a slop rule.

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one_old_coder 7 points a month ago

Spaghetti hands for eating spaghetti like Will Smith.

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obbeel -45 points a month ago

Sorry, I rather use AI than a real person on a red carpet. I just don't jive with Fame.

Edit: I could have put a picture with Robert Downey Jr. or something like that, but I really didn't want to.

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Janx 29 points a month ago

I don't understand. You had to generate a fake picture because you don't jive with other people's fame? Make it make sense...

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Bluegrass_Addict 15 points a month ago

sounds like an illness

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obbeel -20 points a month ago

more like an infection really

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one_old_coder 11 points a month ago

I have the "I'm not stupid enough to use AI" vaccine.

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PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S 12 points a month ago

Maybe find a stock image?

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obbeel -9 points a month ago

I could've made a simple collage with a crowd and someone with open arms. That would be cute.

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isVeryLoud 2 points a month ago

I don't jive with environmental and societal destruction

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Console_Modder 13 points a month ago

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canaryWart 6 points a month ago

Can anybody break this one down for an idiot like me?

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lessthanluigi 8 points a month ago

Lotta handshakes

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morgenman 4 points a month ago

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carrylex 3 points a month ago

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Uri 1 point a month ago

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obbeel -37 points a month ago

You know, since we're on this topic, I think a small LLM powered by tool use would be cool. But things need to be better. For example, will you rely forever on DuckDuckGo that for instance relies on Bing? That's a bad idea. Someone needs to get CommonCrawl or make new datasets and power it using tool use. Tool use + a small LLM would be useful for many uses that people have for LLMs. That would cut energy use and the need for large DataCenters a lot. Isn't that what you want?

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isVeryLoud 7 points a month ago

I want you to stop generating images

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ohshit604 3 points a month ago

The 35 people who downvoted his comment likely also agree with you.

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