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Being an open source maintainer in 2026

a month ago by db0 to c/programmer_humor

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Sibbo 167 points a month ago

FuzzerSlop.ai found a critical security vulnerability in Tests.cpp

Loving it

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HeHoXa 10 points a month ago

If it had been a legitimate security finding and got his ass kicked anyway, it would have been the perfect level of self deprecating humor worthy of Leslie Nelson himself

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Dultas 9 points a month ago

Wasn't that what the Claud overflow bug was?

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HeHoXa 10 points a month ago

You're absolutely right!

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caseyweederman 5 points a month ago

Let's dig into why.

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exu 121 points a month ago

Clip is from Airplane!, great comedy movie

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Staff 37 points a month ago

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red_bull_of_juarez 92 points a month ago

Leslie Nielsen said that that was the secret to great comedy. Serious actors delivering ridiculous nonsense in a serious manner. And don't call me Shirley.

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hoshikarakitaridia 24 points a month ago

Leslie Nielsen is an absolute legend as well.

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Pringles 18 points a month ago

What’s your vector, Victor?

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e_chao 13 points a month ago

I always upvote Airplane!

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floquant 78 points a month ago

I miss /r/highqualitygifs a little bit

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A_norny_mousse 30 points a month ago

Looks exhausting. I'd go with Deadpool instead:

avoiding attack

edit: what a perfectly paced GIF. It's got rhythm.

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JoYo 23 points a month ago

You forgot to add all the malicious actors trying to take the project from you so they can attack the supply chain. Godspeed, anyone maintaining a popular VScode or chrome extension. You're the real troops.

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trebach 6 points a month ago

Good luck. We're all counting on you.

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Jankatarch 14 points a month ago

Github user miku-chan: Hii~~ I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xpp I repwaced the Prototypes.func wiff a more-streamylined- kawaii Pwototypiee.funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD *starts twerking* Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU Github user gaearon 1 day later: what im the name of fuck. They then closed the issue

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nek0d3r 12 points a month ago

Jarvis, open GitHub and cancel an open source maintainer

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HappyFrog 2 points a month ago

Cancel? What do you mean?

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nek0d3r 13 points a month ago

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Avicenna 9 points a month ago

"I donated five dollars ten years ago. So you should implement this weirdly particular feature I am suggesting to you"

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mildseason 8 points a month ago

Exquisite! Thanks for sharing!

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JoYo 8 points a month ago

Being a proprietary source maintainer in 2026:

  • Add a dashboard for each new feature.

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Kangae_Hishiryo 4 points a month ago

Although I'd be the one suggesting the use of Rust in everything.

Rust goes brrr

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alcea 2 points a month ago

Clearly this one stopped all alcohole and glue sniffing weeks ago to achieve this physique. Legend says his dog is just as furious.

Such silly movies. Great. But very silly

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Aibo1 1 point a month ago

I'm just using foss software and being grateful for the people who work tirelessly on maintaining a piece of software, most often in their own free time, that does just what it says on the box. I wouldn't even for a second consider demanding more from them.

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