Yeah!... No uh pooping!

Lol wut

_finger_ 57 points 3 years ago

The first original site-wide Lemmy meme is about holding your poop. We should be proud

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mrbubblesort 18 points 3 years ago

One of the first reddit ones was when they upvoted a literal pic of dogshit to #1 on /r/all. This holding your poop thing is proof that we have arrived

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roostopher 4 points 3 years ago

That was the one where the dog ate a box of crayons right? It was right around the same time as the 2am chili and the ice soap if I remember correctly.

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ciagovv 27 points 3 years ago

https://lemmy.world/post/440073

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maegul 24 points 3 years ago

Literally LOLed, this is me. I ignored the post and then it became this thing and I’m just waiting for it pass before I feel embarrassed!

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solivine 5 points 3 years ago

I feel you, sometimes I wait a while for my poop to pass

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pH3ra 17 points 3 years ago

The first original meme wave born on Lemmy, I'm so proud of all of you guys

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coldhotman 13 points 3 years ago

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solivine 10 points 3 years ago

It's already well known that girls don't poop, makes sense for it to become more mainstream

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Arcaneslime 2 points 3 years ago

Mmhmm, someone doesn't know Stella Barey's off cam exploits..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sgSIySCZgo

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lynx 5 points 3 years ago

Why?

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manitcor 14 points 3 years ago

don't ask, I won't answer, my reasons are my own.

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nailbar 2 points 3 years ago

No, because...

Everybody poops

If they don't, they're an android

And should be destroyed

https://youtu.be/kQTW7Pd1vqc

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Toekneegee 12 points 3 years ago

a turd is the heaviest thing in the world; not even an elephant can hold one for very long

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EpeeGnome 10 points 3 years ago

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Casmael 8 points 3 years ago

Poop inflation. Unfortunately, due to recent supply chain issues and demand spikes caused by elevated numbers working from home, the real-world or street cost of pooping has increased dramatically, reaching above-inflation levels in some eurozone areas. As a result, poop frequency is down amongst all age groups except 65+, and the no poop challenge has grown in popularity. I personally haven’t pooped for 4 days due to the cost.

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str82L 7 points 3 years ago

” just waiting for it pass”

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riskable 6 points 3 years ago

Girls be like, "About time some guys evolve!"

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radioactiveradio 2 points 3 years ago

Been a while since I started sweating it all out instead. Now I have a hole dedicated to absolutely nothing.