Superpowers with some limitations...

a month ago by tumbling4986 to c/memes

lokalhorst 81 points a month ago

Fuck your Play Integrity. Fortunately I use no app that needs that shit.

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Crumpled6273 -70 points a month ago

There is nothing to do with me about that. Fuck yourself, bro!

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devaly 59 points a month ago

He was talking to Google, not you

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Crumpled6273 -47 points a month ago

He said "your".

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devaly 47 points a month ago

Does Google Play integrity belong to you?

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JustAnotherKay 30 points a month ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_we

There’s also a “royal you” which is when you refer to the general populace or an object with ‘you’ like I did in this sentence. Or, like they did in theirs

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zqps 3 points a month ago

You so meta.

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FiskFisk33 14 points a month ago

uh, hi, google..?

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diaphragmwp 6 points a month ago

palantir on slack: new account details

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elevenbones 2 points a month ago

No, u

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Viceversa -3 points a month ago

He didn't mean you. He's just not good with words.

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DmMacniel 79 points a month ago

Play Integrity is the biggest Stranglehold Google has on Android, and it fucking sucks that so many (including my company) use it without asking any questions, regardless of bad reviews on the play store by users that use security focused OSes (like Graphene OS)

I HATE IT!

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diaphragmwp 8 points a month ago

Lots will not leave play store reviews.

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DmMacniel 4 points a month ago

in the case of the apps my company do, there is a high volume of people in my country that use that app thus its very likely that peeps are leaving reviews.

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A_norny_mousse 46 points a month ago

Whether you install a custom ROM or not:

Don't use Google.

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unitedwithme 10 points a month ago

Correct. Lineage OS only, F-Droid only. Nothing G-related at all whatsoever. No need.

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MonkeMischief 4 points a month ago

I have a Motorola I probably need to do this to, especially if Google is about to lock down against using F-Droid and stuff.

What a huge freaking inconvenience. When am I gonna find the time?

But I'm hoping there's builds for something that will just work and not be like "Oh BTW the camera doesn't work." It seems a lot harder to find alternate ROMs these days if you're not on a Samsung or Pixel.

It's gotten so complicated too because they keep adding more and more anti-user layers. I like messing with stuff but I don't want to be forced to hack my daily driver! Ugh.

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unitedwithme 2 points a month ago

Yeah, that's one thing that kind of killed me. My One+has a great camera, but it's mediocre with the stock camera on LOS. Thankfully open camera and libre camera help. Check them out in Fdroid first which is what I should've done.

I'm going to see it I can take the APKs for the One+ apps from APKPure and strip the need for Google out of them so they'll work in my phone again. I suck at writing code, but reading and modding I can do better.

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Starf4rged 21 points a month ago

The only thing that you need play integrity for is banking apps.
I recommend buying a 50$ smartphone solely for banking and leaving it at home.

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ArfArfWoof 41 points a month ago

Maybe a silly question, but can you not do it in a web browser? It's what I've been doing.

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pmk 35 points a month ago

Different countries have different systems. In Sweden, our "banking app" is not really for doing bank tasks, it's everywhere in society as a 2FA app. Buying a bus ticket, booking a medical appointment, paying bills, logging in to various government and non-government web sites, signing a contract, etc. They all use the banking 2FA app. It's really really difficult to have a normal life without this app.

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mumblerfish 8 points a month ago

It does not require Play Integrity though... yet.

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pmk 12 points a month ago

True. I was more talking about "banking apps" being more than seeing the balance of my accounts in a web browser instead of using their app. BankID is used for much more than that.

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Valmond 4 points a month ago

As a swede not living in sweden (so I don't have a Swedish bank account) it is literally bureaucracy hell to do anything in sweden for me.

And I live in France, with its insane bureaucracy.

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captcha_incorrect 2 points a month ago

And I live in France, with its insane bureaucracy.

Lol I can relate. My mother lost her passport when we were in France (she is from France), her handbag was stolen. It was a week of going to different places, trying to get them to tell you which paper to use and from where to get it, and then to actually get the paper with the correct information.

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A_norny_mousse 3 points a month ago

This also works in abrowser. At least in Finland.

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pmk 1 point a month ago

Then we have different systems. How do you prove that you are you online in Finland? Do you use usernames+passwords or some 2FA ID system?

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LodeMike 2 points a month ago

It's always hilarious when I see Europeans complaining about the U.S. government when their own does shit like this.

The U.K. doesn't have jury trials anymore [for "less serious" crimes]...

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Valmond 2 points a month ago

Europe isn't a country. Sweden is on the extreme side of onlineism, no cash etc. It's not representative of europe lol, even parts of Turkey and russia is part of europe FYI.

It won't work with "the EU" either BTW.

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Aganim 9 points a month ago

Unfortunately, at least in my country, it's getting harder and harder to do banking through a plain old webbrowser. Apps are being pushed hard and afaik all of them use the Google Lock-In API in their Android app. Alternatively I could switch to iPhone, but having had the displeasure of experiencing their crappy hardware and even worse service I'd rather cut my balls off than ever dealing with Apple again.

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SpongyAneurysm 5 points a month ago

Many banks nowadays at least try hard to push you to use some kind of app method to verify transactions, in place of other TAN methods. Though my main bank still lets me use an old-fashioned chip-TAN device, not all banks would do that.

I'm on Graphene OS, and luckily all my other banking apps work on there. I've got them isolated in another user profile, seperated from my daily use apps, so only the banking profile gets Google Play services enabled.

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BurgerBaron 5 points a month ago

One of the two banks I use forces you to use their app for 2FA. I despise this practice but I'm also way too lazy to close those accounts. Luckily Scotiabank app doesn't use Play Integrity or whatever and works on GrapheneOS. The other bank I just use web browser yep.

For most other stuff MicroG works. It's still google but at arms length. I use it for Youtube Morphe modded adblock/sponsorblock app and stuff like that.

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LodeMike 3 points a month ago

That way if your phone is stolen you're locked out of your bank! Genius!

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ilinamorato 2 points a month ago

What if you contact them and tell them you're not using a smartphone anymore? Surely they have another option for old people who don't have smartphones.

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BurgerBaron 2 points a month ago

Good question, I should try.

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A_norny_mousse 3 points a month ago

And that's what we need more of, not appification.

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18107 2 points a month ago

The app is so much more convenient, but it's something I'm wiling to sacrifice to avoid Google.

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18107 1 point a month ago
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StillAlive 14 points a month ago

Why leave at home? I have got a whole ass computer I can do banking on when at home.

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mumblerfish 7 points a month ago

Not only banking. I cannot commute to work without it. The most convenient way of commuting is an app Mälardalstrafik, and it will not even show search results without play integrity.

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ilinamorato 1 point a month ago
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boredsquirrel 18 points a month ago

Yes of course

Doesnt LineageOS have a way to block Play integrity entirely? Most apps dont care at all if you say you dont support it at all, rather than telling them the actual value

GrapheneOS does that

Check out RestlessOS maybe, though GSI so no kernel or firmware updates

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diaphragmwp 4 points a month ago

Turn it off in MicroG. GrapheneOS isn't John MicroG.

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boredsquirrel 2 points a month ago

What?

GrapheneOS does that on per-app basis I guess as part of the sandbox not sure

That is an OS thing and not inside play services

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LemmyPlaceDN 13 points a month ago

On Fairphone you can re-lock the bootloader. I installed eOS and my banking apps from G**gle Play work perfectly

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anthony43 3 points a month ago

damn, i ve installed /e/os on my fp6 , setup all the apps and now apparently relocking thé boot loader will erase all data 😭

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kronarbob 6 points a month ago

Try using the backup tool. Save the backup on an external storage. Relock the bootloader, restore the data.

Not sure it will restore 100% of the data, but it can help.

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LemmyPlaceDN 0 points a month ago

Yeah, it's best to re-lock right after the installation. that's the stuff you need to research before you install a new OS... :/

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ignirtoq 1 point a month ago

May be OS specific. I tried to re-lock the bootloader with LineageOS on my Fairphone 6+, and it failed with an error that the data was corrupted. It was my first time loading a custom ROM in probably 15+ years, so it definitely could have been user error, but not a guaranteed feature either way.

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pettiness4821 12 points a month ago

😮‍💨

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Fuckswearwords 8 points a month ago

I wish we could still adjust everything as easily as it once used to be. I just want access to the entire OS. I understand why they limit it. But they should leave an option for users to access it. I bought a Poco (Xiaomi) earlier this year and it absolutely horrible. The quick settings menu and the notification shade are separated and there's no way to have them in one view. It also does this thing where it will wipe anything you don't use for 2 seconds in an effort to conserve energy and memory. But you're constantly restarting apps that way and using more energy while making it slow to use. Not to mention you can't fill in forms while switching between apps. I also don't understand why Google neutered the recents screen ( I know it's been like this for around 10yrs). What's the point of the recents screen if you can't lock anything in it and you can only see four apps in it. And the horizontal not even stacked view is annoying as hell.

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daniskarma 8 points a month ago

Google really fucked us good with their grasp over the smartphone ecosystem.

Imagine an alternative universe where phones were as open as desktop computers.

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esc 5 points a month ago

I have no idea whether my phone passes it or not, everything seems to work.

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HerbGrower 4 points a month ago

Wtf is play integrity and should I care if I use CalyxOS?

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the_flying_pig 2 points a month ago

It's a google API that apps can use to check if they're running on a verified system, and unless google graciously allows, alternative OSs will always fail the check, which can make some apps unusable. For example many banking apps do this in the name of security.

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HerbGrower 1 point a month ago

Pretty sure calyx doesn't use google stuff so it should be fine, I presumably don't have it and don't want it.

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the_flying_pig 2 points a month ago

It's the apps that use the google stuff, so certain banking, governement, and as I recently found out, dating apps (bumble) will simply not work. This is also the reason why google pay and most payment apps won't work https://calyxos.org/...

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HerbGrower 1 point a month ago

Interesting, never used any of those

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redparadise 3 points a month ago

Yep, I didn't want banking apps anyways, I-I-I'll just use cash I guess haha

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rotten 3 points a month ago

On rooted phone you can use modules like HMA-OSS, ReZygisk, PIF and other tweaks depending on your root method and it can be easily bypassed, I managed to bypass that on my Magisk rooted Pixel.

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nialv7 2 points a month ago

SafetyNet can be bypassed

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jlow 1 point a month ago

Would MicroG help here?

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