Canada confirms defence strategy against invasion mainly waiting for Americans to die from preventable illnesses

a month ago by call_me_xale to c/noncredibledefense

OTTAWA - Last weekend, Canada's Ministry of National Defence confirmed their main strategy to fend off a potential invasion from the United States is to wait for American forces to be killed off by the many preventable diseases currently plaguing the country.
tyler 33 points a month ago

“Infectious diseases are always a major issue in any military encampment, let alone in a country where they only check children for 3 diseases now,” notes Michel. “In America, there are confirmed or likely cases of e coli, salmonella, diphtheria, explosive diarrhea, corrosive diarrhea, incendiary diarrhea, normal diarrhea, measles, mumps, chicken pox, bird flu, swine flu, regular flu, whooping cough, COVID-19, COVID-20, COVID Zero, hantavirus, norovirus, gigavirus, hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis 3D, and RSV. Outside of New Jersey, there may be even more.”

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GreatDane 8 points a month ago

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake"

-- Napoleon

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pickman_model 2 points 23 days ago

Waiting sometimes is the best solution: let the problem sort itself out and you didn't have to do anything.

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