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The trick to lowering gas prices is driving less, US energy secretary says

a month ago by return2ozma to c/nottheonion

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AAA said Labor Day travelers can expect the highest gas prices ever for this time of year. The national average for regular gas was $4.14 on Sunday.
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Sibshops 92 points a month ago

I bet the trick to lowering health care costs is to need health care less, too.

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ThePowerOfGeek 20 points a month ago

Aha! You've figured out their ingenuous strategy! /s

But seriously, what in the smooth-brained bullshit is this kind of logic?!

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zip 11 points a month ago

It's the same shit they did & still do with COVID-19 testing. 'If we do less tests, there will be less cases recorded! Problem solved!'

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driftwood 9 points a month ago

I save money on healthcare by spending 1/4 of my paycheck on health insurance and then absolutely never using it - hoping I cease existing if anything occurs.

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agamemnonymous 2 points a month ago

These people literally don't understand economics beyond the absolute basics of supply and demand.

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