Maybe time for people to cut the cord. I can't think of anything people need a Twitter mirror for.

I tried that but it stopped working for me.

Thankfully manufacturers label when something contains dairy.

Smell into the oblivion?

But like Jesus and Muhammad said that's bad or something. Better blame it on the women and make them cover up.

"Otherizing" fellow human beings is like a basic tenant of facisim. As soon as you feel that all people deserve basic happiness the right will attack you.

I bet the trick to lowering health care costs is to need health care less, too.

Biden must have left a super secret time-bomb in the economy.

My favorite advice to give: "don't add or subtract from the population"

This seems like it would harm the cylinder

Russia arguably can manufacture any pretext to invade. Like the Nazi rhetoric.

Yeah, not to defend the mod, but sounds like he's acting in bad faith.

You don't need a hurricane to believe in his great noodlly appendage. 🍝

Reddit do be doing that.

Man claps for his wife and gets arrested. That's true love.

I feel like we grossly underestimate the intelligence of our ancestors.

I imagine for the dinner there would be a microtonal waltz playing in the background.

A tree does not move, and yet it thrives.

"The world isn't ready for this technology I'm selling. " buy more product now

Reports of the Republican Party's death have been greatly exaggerated.