Reproductive strategy

a month ago by FenrirIII to c/lemmyshitpost

SingularEye 33 points a month ago

fun fact the human penis evolved this way too

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RaoulDuke25 18 points a month ago

To scoop jizz out a dragonfly?

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original_charles 4 points a month ago

Yes. What on Earth do you use it for?

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db2 6 points a month ago

That or the shape with the head is more pleasurable and selected for by mates.

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tacosanonymous 12 points a month ago

Probably not β€œor.”

They probably co-evolved.

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village604 6 points a month ago

I don't believe there's a scientific consensus on that one yet.

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lowleveldata 3 points a month ago

If not shovel why shovel shape

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over_clox 4 points a month ago

I'm not so sure if we went to the same shovel store..

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BoosBeau 2 points a month ago

Only because my samples keep perishing

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lawks 6 points a month ago

He's looking at you like that because he has a PhD, and he just heard you say that unnecessary apostrophe.

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twinnie 4 points a month ago

I watched a documentary where a bird did that with its beak.

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finallymadeanaccount 3 points a month ago

"Squawk! Get out of there, other bird's jizz! You do not belong in there! You are not my jizz! Squawk!"

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Valmond 2 points a month ago

Insert ur mom joke

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finallymadeanaccount 3 points a month ago

So do ducks. And pigs.

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OldChicoAle 2 points a month ago

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snooggums 3 points a month ago

Evinrude!

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hanrahan 1 point a month ago

well, either that or they kill the kids and move in eg lions

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