When a player goes for a bad ass one liner, but really should have rehearsed it in his head before he opened his mouth

25 days ago by ooli3 to c/tabletop_rpgs

IrateAnteater 15 points 25 days ago

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burido 3 points 25 days ago

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UnderpantsWeevil 14 points 25 days ago

Demon: "Listen I'm here to commit a litany of atrocities - from serial arson to ecocide to child dismembersment - because I hate the very material realms of existence and want to annihilate reality itself bit by bit. But I just don't feel comfortable with anal sex."

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zloubida 11 points 25 days ago

Anal sex is good, demons are evil so they hate good things, thus demons hate anal sex. QED.

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trampel 6 points 25 days ago

I think that came out exactly as planned! (NSFW!)

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southsamurai 1 point 24 days ago

I fucking love oglaf