They're adorable 😍
Discussion Thread 🐬 Thursday 24 September 2026
21 days ago by Briongloid to c/melbourne
They're adorable 😍
Team colours are encouraged at work today.

Probably needs more context but I did my lower back lifting an old 40kg bronze monkey statue thing sitting on darwin's origin of species contemplating the evolution of homo sapiens to clean it the other day. Been thinking.. irony here is that fucking monkey if it were alive could've lifted it itself with like less than half the effort.
I thought I used the kneez but obviously not well enough.
I've got to deadlift a 100kg woodchipper occasionally, warming up is pre advice. Hot water bottle for post advice.
deadlift a 100kg woodchipper
And I thought the monkey was bad.
There is no way I could manage 100kg 💀
Opa was definitely right :)
Tonight's wave:

That's beautiful.
Was lovely in there tonight :)
I ponder these questions every year. Why are skinless cocktail franks double the price compared to on and who the fuck prefers the skin on?
Skin on? People with teef.
I have teef and prefer the sleeker cleaner feel.
This actually confirms my long-held prejudice that food should not wear condoms. Rice paper rolls, you hear me?
The skin on cooked feels slightly rubbery to me. Plus when they're cooked they look like something the dog has chewed.
who the fuck prefers the skin on
🙋♂️
Edit: they always split for me so there's that too :(
I haven't had those in ages. I remember at a catered Christmas party I got serve them as mini hotdogs in dinner rolls. Do recommend. Skin off for me too. There's enough questionable ingredients inside them, don't need the mystery red/orange wrapper too. Uncircumcised for everything else, though.
I've done mini hot dogs. So good.
Some people prefer the snap.
I never thought of that. So they're probably made with the skins on then taken off. 🤔
Still the price difference is ridiculous. Don's rorting.
What's a small annoying thing that drives you irrationally crazy?
When the egg yolk breaks when I’m frying up. It’s unacceptable haha
People pegging clothes on the washing line THE WRONG WAY!!!!! Really gets my goat. And there's no reasoning with me.
Seams I agree wholeheartedly. Armpits?
The criminals! Do they do down one column and then the next or across the top line by line?
Only someone that values their nail art more than order would do that! Sack 'em immediately!
Hand sanitizer will remove most glue residues.
People not sticking to the left on escalators.
When I see cocktail franks double the price with skin off.
so yeah sperm donor drops to my sister - and not his other two children - that oh yeah get checked for HOCM. 50% chance if you're direct offspring. He's known for 20 years.
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I'm going for Fremantle now.
These are for @CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone


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I didn't have any cheese tho so I deserve a raised eyebrow.
A Franken muffin! I'd complain but I'd still eat it. A meal is a meal.
I’d complain
And you'd be right to 😅
My eyebrow was raised, thank you.
I’m finding it difficult to find vintage or retro Christmas lights in Australia at a C9/E17 size.

Yeah the voltage requirements are different and I don’t really want to buy a step down converter. But thank you
Like this

Party pies and a juice box, please. Preferably one of those vodka ones you see sold in Europe.
I'm really not sure today chef... Something refreshing and relaxing?
Ya know, I was a little concerned until I scrolled down further.
You can get cocktail franks without skin? Wtf? How did I miss this?
So what does everyone have planned for the long weekend if you are lucky (else enslaved to the M-F grind)?
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This community is a place created for the people of Melbourne and Victoria. We are a positive, welcoming and inclusive community. We might not agree about everything, but we always strive to stay civil and respectful.
The focus of our discussions is based around things that affect Victoria, but we are also free to discuss our local perspective on wider issues. Or head to the regular Daily Random Discussion thread to talk about anything.
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We can haz nu box for brekfast
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