Temporal mishap

15 days ago by Stamets to c/Risa

mercano 8 points 15 days ago

When you came, you said to me as follows: “I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality dilithium crystals.”

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Snowclone 6 points 15 days ago

those episodes he's not an Ensign yet are the worst.

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jaybone 3 points 15 days ago

Where he’s wearing his college sweater.

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HumanOnEarth 5 points 15 days ago

I would buy a print of this in a heartbeat

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erotador 5 points 15 days ago

need one of the riker maneuver

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grue 3 points 15 days ago

What are the hieroglyphics for "whoopsie-daisy?"

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WhoIzDisIz 3 points 15 days ago

Cool. Now do depression-era Kirk, Spock, & McCoy.

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gnufuu 2 points 15 days ago

"Ankh-gage!"

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the_fuckler 2 points 15 days ago

This is what would have happened if Picard had never woo'd that ancient goddess joyriding around in Data's body

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heartSagan5 1 point 15 days ago

What is Geordi holding? It looks like a dildo

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Stamets 2 points 13 days ago

Tricorder lol

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raman_klogius 1 point 15 days ago

Do those hieroglyphs mean anything? Any egyptologists here?

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Snowclone 6 points 15 days ago

I'm not totally familiar with this particular dialect but I believe it says '' Foot, Tongs, Bag, Spy Glass, Tongs, Eye, More Sleepy Eye, Button, Sup Bro, Button, Bird, Button, Spoon, Three Dildos, Owl, Blinds, Eye, Snake.'' hope that helps.

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charokol -1 points 15 days ago

Damn. Is this real

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