Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’

18 days ago by ZeroCool to c/theonion

BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Evil.” “Everyone knows Frodo’s the hero of Lord Of The Rings, but he’s not in this case, which—I mean, evil is a form of innovation, right?” said a […]
cardboardboxfort 21 points 18 days ago

Peter I'm not the antichrist.....but I know him well Thiel

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aeronmelon 5 points 17 days ago

Peter Theil is demon-tier, pretty sure the antichrist is Bibi.

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Malica 1 point 17 days ago

It's Trump

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taiyang 7 points 18 days ago

The One Ring app will alert all authorities to your location and authorize the use of force. There will be no hiding.

The only way to get away is to cast it into the fires of Mordor. But, it comes with an AI assistant that makes funny pictures so... y'know, nobody does that fire thing.

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