Child's imaginary restaurant acquired, shuttered by private equity

15 days ago by ZeroCool to c/theonion

BooBees 21 points 15 days ago

Kids playing doctor learn their imaginary rural hospital closing down after local political leaders refuse necessary supplemental Medicaid funding through federal distribution, leaving them little option but to pay off exorbitant imaginary loans through gig economy jobs like food delivery and using Little Tike Cozy Coupe for Uber moonlighting

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