Russian radicals baptize Moon to ‘make it Orthodox’

11 days ago by EatingOnions to c/nottheonion

Participants in the ceremony blessed soil from a rock bearing Bronze Age petroglyphs that they believe fell from space.
zakobjoa 57 points 11 days ago

I baptized Russia and it's now gay.

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ladicius 21 points 11 days ago

It works! The ruzzkis all are sucking dick now, and they like it.

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Shameless 12 points 11 days ago

This was a truly powerful baptism! It worked on me and I'm not even in Russia!!

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Nouvellalia 8 points 11 days ago

Sorry, I already baptized it, but I did it with sex
Moon sex
Sex with the moon
So it's double stamped no takebacks.

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AllNewTypeFace 8 points 11 days ago

That’ll only work until the Mormons retroactively baptise it to have been LDS all along.

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