Discussion Thread ๐Ÿ˜ƒ Saturday 3 October 2026

10 days ago by YarraByte to c/melbourne

tombruzzo 7 points 9 days ago

It was all happening at Bunnings Epping today: face painting, free pizza from some display outdoor pizza oven, giving away lollies, and a couple of brands had reps at stalls talking to people

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Alamutjones 7 points 10 days ago

So I went out for as long as it took to get coffee. Ye gods

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imoldgreeeg 5 points 10 days ago

I really wanted a long walk this morning but will be watching the rain instead

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CadMunt 5 points 10 days ago

I got my long walk in.

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Seagoon_ 5 points 10 days ago

well done

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CadMunt 3 points 10 days ago

Trying to get 20k steps a day... cos I've got a lightly sprained ankle that's preventing any more serious exercise.

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Seagoon_ 3 points 10 days ago

I'm wondering if my area will be flooded,

My place is ok, but the area around often does , especially when there's a high tide

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Alamutjones 6 points 10 days ago

I'm fully expecting it. Elizabeth St remembers being a creek once

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Alamutjones 6 points 10 days ago

I just got shaken awake

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Catfish 5 points 10 days ago

Missed this one. Miracle given my typical shit sleep pattern.

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Pilk 3 points 10 days ago

Same, was dead to the world.

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PeelerSheila 4 points 10 days ago

A garden ornament I've got fell over! It's a white faux marble lady holding up a flattish bowl thing with a plant on it. The plant ended up on the ground but the right way up with not a crumb of dirt spilled ๐Ÿ˜…

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StudChud 3 points 10 days ago

The Earth's not meant to shake until the honeymoon

But yeah same lol, can't find the cat so I reckon he had something to with it

Edit: ooo it was like a 4.8

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Seagoon_ 6 points 10 days ago

Ted Cat really really wanted to go out.

Cat Logic. He sees the rain out the window but maybe it fine outside the door.

I open the back door to the little yard, ( it's safe, he can't get out the yard without a huge effort ) rain blew in got him on his nose and he ran away without getting anywhere close to outside.

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Bottom_racer 6 points 10 days ago

So I'm a bit of an idjut.

Over the rona restrictions I was 'stuck' down the beach for a fair while. When I got back the shower wasn't working.. whole lotta things happened and just never got around to working out what was wrong and was just using the shower in the back shed instead. Didn't really bother me, nice shower although only 3-4mins of hot water which was enough.

Finally dawned on me yesterday that maybe the shower head was gummed up and maybe it's not that serious (don't need a plumber etc.). Took it off, put it in cleaning vinegar for a day, and now as of this morning it works perfectly.

So I've been doing half naked barefoot outside winter dashes across wet lawn riddled with bindii for 3 - 4 years when i didn't have to๐Ÿ‘

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imoldgreeeg 6 points 10 days ago

Meh sometimes it just takes a few years for little tasks to bubble up to the top. You've had a few things on your mind.

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Catfish 5 points 10 days ago

Vinegar: liquid magic of a million uses

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Seagoon_ 5 points 10 days ago

so many major issues happening it's no surprise you thought this might be major too

it's done now, don't worry it

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Seagoon_ 4 points 10 days ago

was so tired/headachy/achy crashed at 8.30 and pretty much fell asleep straight away.

did not do latin lessons

Erfquake did not wake me up

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bacon 4 points 10 days ago

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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TheWitchofThornbury2 4 points 10 days ago

Chocolate milkshake, stirred not shaken.

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bacon 2 points 10 days ago

๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿซจ Shook against the earthquakeโ€™s movement to achieve stir effect

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TheWitchofThornbury2 3 points 10 days ago

Thank you. I appreciate the personal service.

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Catfish 3 points 10 days ago

A martini & peanut brittle please

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bacon 3 points 10 days ago

๐Ÿธ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿ˜

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Force_majeure1234 2 points 10 days ago

Rehydrated beef jerky please

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Alamutjones 4 points 10 days ago

Isn't that just "a cow"?

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Force_majeure1234 4 points 10 days ago

Good luck getting it to moo

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bacon 2 points 10 days ago

๐Ÿฅฉ

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Seagoon_ 4 points 10 days ago

10 hours of sleep

i think i've been having migraines

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Gibsonhasafluffybutt 4 points 10 days ago

I'm working on my writing.

Behold, the Ikea nightmare.

[Day 213] โ€œCorey asked me if I liked the same lamp she asked me about at least 50 times so far. I said I thought it looked great. Her response? โ€œmmm nah it doesn't go with the couch.โ€

Those words now burned into my very soul.

I no longer recognise myself in this moderately priced mirror whose name I can't pronounce.

I see the withdrawn, hopeless faces of other men, trapped in this labyrinth of cheap modular furniture carrying bundles of tealight candles.

We don't even use them.

What did we do to deserve this fluorescent hellscape?

What collective sin did we commit that we are doomed to wander listlessly, aimlessly, in this purgatory. Our opinions requested, yet also ignored?

I beseech her to stop so we can get something to eat, only to hear: โ€œwe're almost doneโ€. Oh how I yearn to believe that.

I whisper a quiet prayer, begging for salvation from this recursive nightmare of indecision.

What great act of reparation must we enact to escape with our lives and minds intact?

I keep my spirits alive, knowing that GTA 6 is coming out soon, and looks fucking sick.

May God have mercy on our souls"

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TheWitchofThornbury2 5 points 10 days ago

What collective sin did we commit that we are doomed to wander listlessly, aimlessly, in this purgatory. Our opinions requested, yet also ignored?

I beseech her to stop so we can get something to eat, only to hear: โ€œweโ€™re almost doneโ€. Oh how I yearn to believe that.

It's the process, not the result that's happening here. Dreams are all you get for free. Mind you, IKEA would not be my first pick for dreamfood. It's just better than Myer store windows cos you can touch it, hold it, carry the number to the register before deciding not to purchase. Actually buying something is always going to be an anticlimax.

Consider it as a rite of passage - a sacred/sanctified practice run for actual home ownership that may never happen. You are not the priest here, but your presence is required as a witness/acolyte. Next time, I suggest suitable ceremonial garments should be worn by all participants. Musical accompaniment (including trumpets) and lots and lots of banners and incense would be choice but might get you both banned from the shop. Mission accomplished.

PS something similar happens with display homes. But that's getting into the really heavy duty religion territory in this culture.

(yes I know this is response is not about the writing)

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Seagoon_ 4 points 10 days ago

okay

anyone want anything from the shops?

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TheWitchofThornbury2 5 points 10 days ago

Vodka Sunnyboy please.

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Seagoon_ 3 points 10 days ago

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TheWitchofThornbury2 4 points 10 days ago

Zigacktly what I wanted.

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Seagoon_ 2 points 9 days ago

Looks delicious, doesn't it. ๐Ÿคค

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SpinMeAround 3 points 10 days ago

A tasty treat, please!

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Seagoon_ 3 points 10 days ago

some vegetarian samosas ๐Ÿคค

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SpinMeAround 3 points 9 days ago

Oooh yummy, thank you!

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Catfish 3 points 10 days ago

Parsnips please

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Seagoon_ 3 points 10 days ago

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Seagoon_ 4 points 10 days ago

It's stopped raining, I might dash out ๐Ÿ‘

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StudChud 4 points 10 days ago

I'm so very much enjoying watching Angelina Jolie's kids start the process of changing their names lol how embarrassing to be such a scum dad that all your kids don't want your name anymore. Chud Pitt can go kick rocks, it's what he deserves lol

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Seagoon_ 3 points 10 days ago

heavy rain is here

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Seagoon_ 1 point 9 days ago

fricken owl

now time for bed , I am tired and ache , mebbe it's flu, I am vaccinated

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