“Your hometown isn’t the same place you grew up in. You’re nostalgic for a memory of a ghost of a place that doesn’t even exist. Did it ever exist? Did you?”
A Forty-Two-Year-Old Man Checks the Score of a High School Football Game
10 days ago by CombatWombat to c/theonion
rockSlayer 1 point 10 days ago
I'm actually happy for the kida playing football at my highschool. We were the smallest team in one of the most competitive conferences in the state and didn't win a single game my junior or senior year. The school switched to 9-man and now we're one of the best in the state
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Haha, the joke's on you, McSweeney's, it's actually a soccer score and they play in USL1
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