Recipes you should never use

13 days ago by Quilotoa to c/mildlyinteresting

Peacock roasted in its own feathers. Beer made of sulphuric acid. Bread leavened with hydrochloric acid. 144 recipes printed in earnest in real cookbooks between 1831 and 1929. Please do not make any of them.
Mnem667 19 points 13 days ago

I'd say that's more than mildly interesting. I love it.

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whoisearth 18 points 13 days ago

Given these are all recipes from the 18 and 1900s pre-ww2 I find this premise is a bit distasteful.

It was a different world back then.

Kids nowadays would scoff at the fact my mum loves beef tongue or that I love liver and onions. You eat what you can get and you can afford. The people who wrote these recipes a century ago were merely documenting their survival and the foods at the time.

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cheat700000007 7 points 13 days ago

You didn't even read it. Most of these contain literal poisons

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Ghoelian 13 points 13 days ago

Smells like AI slop

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A_norny_mousse 14 points 13 days ago

It's a clickbaity website with lots of 3rd party scripts for that sweet Google money. That shit's existed for far longer than artificial unintelligence writing code.

You could be right of course.

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petersr 8 points 13 days ago

Some signs:

  • slightly weird phrasing some places.
  • em-dashes

But it is not glaringly obvious.

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Dremor 3 points 13 days ago

Em-dashes may simply be explained by the use of lexical correction tools, which also loves weird typographic like thoses.

Same for weird phrasing, may be the result of anti-repetition rules.

I personally uses Grammalecte, which is specifically tailored for the French language, and when I ask it to review a text, he often does those corrections if I do not first disable those rules.

And that tools do not uses IA, it is 100% programmatic.

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Ghoelian 7 points 13 days ago

What stood out to me more was just the design of the website. A human could have made it of course, but there's a lot of little design things you pretty much always see in LLM-generated websites.

I did do some more searching before I posted that comment though. What I found way more damning, is what you see when clicking through to the parent company or something (they're not actually companies afaict, not sure what they are instead).

The website of this Lazarus Library also heavily smells like AI slop to me. Searching the parent company listed on that website leads to a trademark for "PhotoOpAI". These are parts of their statements found here:

Downloadable computer software using artificial intelligence (AI) for providing information (...) based upon a photo of the item or object

Providing on-line non-downloadable software using artificial intelligence (AI) for use in taking photos of items and objects and providing information

So they're definitely deep in the AI hole.

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A_norny_mousse 2 points 13 days ago

good sleuthing

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adarza 1 point 13 days ago

it is slop. the inspiration might be real but the sites are generated trash.

i did the same thing. scroll down. project of 'lazarus library'. quick web search says they are 'PhotoOpAI' out of austin tx. another search says they have numerous similar sites pulling text from old books and wrapping it around clicks and ads. i quit digging when i saw they all used the same identifying tags when calling their ad/tracking scripts

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myyass 3 points 13 days ago

No glove, no love. I love noscript.

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Pratai 1 point 13 days ago

Because it is.

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islandcoda42 9 points 13 days ago

Give this stuffed camel a try this holiday season!!!

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spizzat2 4 points 13 days ago

Ah, the classic camelambken!

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islandcoda42 3 points 13 days ago

Don’t sleep on those crab cakes that don’t have any crab in them. Fuck it, throw those in the camel too πŸ‘

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StillAlive 6 points 13 days ago

Chat, are we cooked

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chewypoops 2 points 13 days ago

Dead internet theory about to become a law.

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Asfalttikyntaja 6 points 13 days ago

Jesse, we need to cook!

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mynameisbob 5 points 13 days ago

this is like some zelda shit... Canker in the Mouth (frog butter) 🀣

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A_norny_mousse 5 points 13 days ago

Does it contain fermented poison shark? Does it?

Reality is stranger than fiction. When you're starving, a lot becomes feasible.

Also, it looks like most if not all recipes are at least 100 years old. Are there any from the 3rd millenium? I want to read about people posting weird shit to recipe sites.

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Zizzy 2 points 13 days ago

Just go watch any viral short form recipe hack if you want to see a recipe you shouldnt ever make

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A_norny_mousse 1 point 13 days ago

Oh you mean those deliberately disgusting (mostly) tik tok thingies?

Nah, you go watch them yourself.

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Jiral 2 points 13 days ago

Wait until they find out how lye rolls are made.

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myyass 1 point 13 days ago

Well I can tell you putting mustard in a hot pan isn't a good idea.

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